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-# My Dotfiles ✨
-These are my dotfiles for my laptop and desktop (which I use [NixOS](https://nixos.org/) and [home-manager](https://github.com/nix-community/home-manager) on).
+# dotfiles (archived)
 
-## What do I use?
-Browser: Firefox 🦊 (actually [Zen Browser](https://github.com/zen-browser/desktop) :p)
+This repository has been unified with its sibling `server-config` into
+[**titaniumtown/nixos**](https://git.sigkill.computer/titaniumtown/nixos).
 
-Text Editor: [Doom Emacs](https://github.com/doomemacs/doomemacs)
+The final pre-unification commit is tagged `final-before-unify`.
 
-Terminal: [alacritty](https://github.com/alacritty/alacritty)
+See the new repo's `README.md` and `AGENTS.md` for:
 
-Shell: [fish](https://fishshell.com/) with the [pure](https://github.com/pure-fish/pure) prompt
+- current flake layout (hosts: mreow, yarn, muffin)
+- deploy workflow
+- git-crypt / agenix setup
 
-WM: [niri](https://github.com/YaLTeR/niri) (KDE on my desktop)
-
-There is more that I'm using, but those are the main ones! Read my configs to get more into the specifics.
-
-### Background
-  - Got my background from [here](https://old.reddit.com/r/celestegame/comments/11dtgwg/all_most_of_the_backgrounds_in_celeste_edited/) and used the command `magick input.png -filter Point -resize 2880x1920! output.png` to upscale it bilinearly
-
-## TODO!
-- [ ] Seperate out common shell utilities into a module or some sort (could be used on other machines)
+Do **not** push new commits here — CI has been disabled, and muffin's harmonia
+binary-cache no longer serves paths from `/var/lib/dotfiles-deploy/`.