Revert "muffin: test, move to 7.0"

This reverts commit f67ec5bde6.
muffin: test, move to 7.0
2026-04-25 10:50:00 -04:00 · 2026-04-25 02:12:21 -04:00 · 2026-04-25 01:45:47 -04:00 · 2026-04-24 14:21:40 -04:00 · 2026-04-24 14:08:26 -04:00 · 2026-04-24 01:47:25 -04:00
40 changed files with 1848 additions and 284 deletions
--- a/AGENTS.md
+++ b/AGENTS.md
@@ -36,10 +36,11 @@ lib/
  overlays.nix             # jellyfin-exporter, igpu-exporter, reflac, ensureZfsMounts
 patches/nixpkgs/           # applied to nixpkgs-stable for muffin builds
 secrets/
-  desktop/                 # git-crypt: mreow + yarn share these (wifi, nix-cache-netrc, secureboot.tar, password-hash, disk-password)
+  secrets.nix              # agenix recipients (who can decrypt each .age)
+  desktop/                 # agenix *.age (mreow + yarn) + disk-password (install-time only, git-crypt)
  home/                    # git-crypt: per-user HM secrets (api keys, steam id)
-  server/                  # agenix *.age + git-crypt *.nix/*.tar/livekit_keys
-  usb-secrets/             # USB-resident agenix identity key (git-crypt inside the repo)
+  server/                  # agenix *.age + git-crypt *.nix/*.tar/livekit_keys (muffin)
+  usb-secrets/             # USB-resident agenix identity for muffin (git-crypt inside the repo)
 ```

 **Never read or write files under `secrets/`.** They are encrypted at rest (git-crypt for plaintext, agenix for `.age`). The git-crypt key is delivered to `muffin` at runtime as `/run/agenix/git-crypt-key-nixos.age`.
@@ -89,7 +90,7 @@ If Nix complains about a missing file, `git add` it first — flakes only see tr
 | `common-` | imported by ALL hosts | `common-doas.nix`, `common-nix.nix`, `common-shell-fish.nix` |
 | `desktop-` | imported by mreow + yarn only | `desktop-common.nix`, `desktop-steam.nix`, `desktop-networkmanager.nix` |
 | `server-` | imported by muffin only | `server-security.nix`, `server-power.nix`, `server-impermanence.nix`, `server-lanzaboote-agenix.nix` |
-| *(none)* | host-specific filename-scoped; see file contents | `age-secrets.nix`, `zfs.nix`, `no-rgb.nix` (yarn + muffin) |
+| *(none)* | host-specific filename-scoped; see file contents | `zfs.nix`, `no-rgb.nix` (yarn + muffin) |

 New modules: pick the narrowest prefix that's true, then add the import explicitly in the host's `default.nix` (there is no auto-discovery).

@@ -117,14 +118,18 @@ New modules: pick the narrowest prefix that's true, then add the import explicit
 ## Secrets

 - **git-crypt** covers `secrets/**` per the root `.gitattributes`. Initialized with a single symmetric key checked into `secrets/server/git-crypt-key-nixos.age` (agenix-encrypted to the USB SSH identity).
- **agenix** decrypts `secrets/server/*.age` at activation into `/run/agenix/` on muffin.
- **USB identity**: `/mnt/usb-secrets/usb-secrets-key` on muffin; the age identity path is wired in `modules/usb-secrets.nix`.
- **Encrypting a new agenix secret** uses the SSH public key directly with `age -R`:
+- **agenix** decrypts `*.age` into `/run/agenix/` at activation on every host:
+  - **muffin**: identity is `/mnt/usb-secrets/usb-secrets-key` (ssh-ed25519 on a physical USB). Wired in `modules/usb-secrets.nix`.
+  - **mreow + yarn**: identity is `/var/lib/agenix/tpm-identity` (an `age-plugin-tpm` handle sealed by the host's TPM 2.0). Wired in `modules/desktop-age-secrets.nix`; yarn persists `/var/lib/agenix` through impermanence.
+- **Recipients** are declared in `secrets/secrets.nix`. Desktop secrets are encrypted to the admin SSH key + each host's TPM recipient; server secrets stay encrypted to the muffin USB key.
+- **Bootstrap a new desktop**: run `doas scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh` on the host. It generates a TPM-sealed identity at `/var/lib/agenix/tpm-identity` and prints an `age1tpm1…` recipient. Append it to the `tpm` list in `secrets/secrets.nix`, run `agenix -r` to re-encrypt, commit, `./deploy.sh switch`.
+- **Encrypting a new server secret** uses the SSH public key directly with `age -R`:
  ```sh
  age -R <(ssh-keygen -y -f secrets/usb-secrets/usb-secrets-key) \
      -o secrets/server/<name>.age \
      /path/to/plaintext
  ```
+  For desktop secrets, prefer `agenix -e secrets/desktop/<name>.age` from a shell with `age-plugin-tpm` on PATH — it reads `secrets/secrets.nix` and encrypts to every recipient listed there.
 - **DO NOT use `ssh-to-age`**. It produces `X25519` recipient stanzas, which the SSH private key on muffin cannot decrypt (it only decrypts `ssh-ed25519` stanzas produced by `age -R` against the SSH pubkey). Mismatched stanzas show up as `age: error: no identity matched any of the recipients` at deploy time.
 - Never read or commit plaintext secrets. Never log secret values.

@@ -191,11 +196,26 @@ lib.mkIf config.services.<service>.enable {

 Existing registrations live in `services/jellyfin/jellyfin-deploy-guard.nix` (REST `/Sessions` via curl+jq) and `services/minecraft-deploy-guard.nix` (Server List Ping via `mcstatus`). Prefer soft-fail on unreachable — a service that's already down has no users to disrupt.

+## Deploy finalize (muffin)
+
+`modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix` solves the self-deploy problem: the gitea-actions runner driving CI deploys lives on muffin itself, so a direct `switch-to-configuration switch` restarts the runner mid-activation, killing the SSH session, the CI job, and deploy-rs's magic-rollback handshake. The failure mode is visible as "deploy appears to fail even though the new config landed" (or worse, a rollback storm).
+
+The fix is a two-phase activation wired into `deploy.nodes.muffin.profiles.system.path` in `flake.nix`:
+
+1. `switch-to-configuration boot` — bootloader-only, no service restarts. The runner, SSH session, and magic-rollback survive.
+2. `deploy-finalize` — schedules a detached `systemd-run --on-active=N` transient unit (default 60s). The unit is owned by pid1, so it survives the eventual runner restart. If `/run/booted-system/{kernel,initrd,kernel-modules}` differs from the new profile's, the unit runs `systemctl reboot`; otherwise it runs `switch-to-configuration switch`.
+
+That is, reboot is dynamically gated on kernel/initrd/kernel-modules change. The 60s delay is tuned so the CI job (or manual `./deploy.sh muffin`) has time to emit status/notification steps before the runner is recycled.
+
+Back-to-back deploys supersede each other: each invocation cancels any still-pending `deploy-finalize-*.timer` before scheduling its own. `deploy-finalize --dry-run` prints the decision without scheduling anything — useful when debugging.
+
+Prior art: the 3-path `{kernel,initrd,kernel-modules}` diff is lifted from nixpkgs's `system.autoUpgrade` module (the `allowReboot = true` branch) and was packaged the same way in [obsidiansystems/obelisk#957](https://github.com/obsidiansystems/obelisk/pull/957). nixpkgs#185030 tracks lifting it into `switch-to-configuration` proper but has been stale since 2025-07. The self-deploy `systemd-run` detachment is the proposed fix from [deploy-rs#153](https://github.com/serokell/deploy-rs/issues/153), also unmerged upstream.
+
 ## Technical details

 - **Privilege escalation**: `doas` everywhere; `sudo` is disabled on every host.
 - **Shell**: fish. `bash` login shells re-exec into fish via `programs.bash.interactiveShellInit` (see `modules/common-shell-fish.nix`).
- **Secure boot**: lanzaboote. Desktops extract keys from `secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar`; muffin extracts from an agenix-decrypted tar (see `modules/server-lanzaboote-agenix.nix`).
+- **Secure boot**: lanzaboote. Every host extracts keys from an agenix-decrypted tar at activation — desktops via `modules/desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix`, muffin via `modules/server-lanzaboote-agenix.nix`.
 - **Impermanence**: muffin is tmpfs-root with `/persistent` surviving reboots (`modules/server-impermanence.nix`); yarn binds `/home/primary` from `/persistent` (`hosts/yarn/impermanence.nix`).
 - **Disks**: disko.
 - **Binary cache**: muffin runs harmonia; desktops consume it at `https://nix-cache.sigkill.computer`.
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -92,16 +92,16 @@
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      },
      "locked": {
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-        "narHash": "sha256-+/VOe8XGq5klpU+I19D+3TcaR7o+Cwbq67KNF7mcFak=",
-        "owner": "Mic92",
+        "lastModified": 1776192490,
+        "narHash": "sha256-5gYQNEs0/vDkHhg63aHS5g0IwG/8HNvU1Vr00cElofk=",
+        "owner": "nix-community",
        "repo": "bun2nix",
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+        "rev": "6ef9f144616eedea90b364bb408ef2e1de7b310a",
        "type": "github"
      },
      "original": {
-        "owner": "Mic92",
-        "ref": "catalog-support",
+        "owner": "nix-community",
+        "ref": "staging-2.1.0",
        "repo": "bun2nix",
        "type": "github"
      }
@@ -109,11 +109,11 @@
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-        "narHash": "sha256-ehDv8bF7k/2Kf4b8CCoSm51U/MOoFuLsRXqe5wZ57sE=",
+        "lastModified": 1776881435,
+        "narHash": "sha256-j8AobLjMzeKJugseObrVC4O5k7/aZCWoft2sCS3jWYs=",
        "owner": "CachyOS",
        "repo": "linux-cachyos",
-        "rev": "7e06e29005853bbaaa3b1c1067f915d6e0db728a",
+        "rev": "1c61dfd1c3ad7762faa0db8b06c6af6c59cc4340",
        "type": "github"
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@@ -125,11 +125,11 @@
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-        "narHash": "sha256-39dlIhz9KxUNQFxGpE9SvCviaOWAivdW0XJM8RnPNmg=",
+        "lastModified": 1777002108,
+        "narHash": "sha256-PIZCIf6xUTOUqLFbEGH0mSwu2O/YfeAmYlgdAbP4dhs=",
        "owner": "CachyOS",
        "repo": "kernel-patches",
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+        "rev": "46476ae2538db486462aef8a9de37d19030cdaf2",
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@@ -222,11 +222,11 @@
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+        "lastModified": 1777083982,
+        "narHash": "sha256-O44P8qcFEv0PYQd+9vFAgCu/e9RclHIAyAmRDJ8qR5s=",
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@@ -266,11 +266,11 @@
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+        "lastModified": 1777089773,
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+        "rev": "402ba229617a12d918c2a887a4c83a9a24f9a36c",
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@@ -484,11 +484,11 @@
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+        "lastModified": 1777086106,
+        "narHash": "sha256-hlNpIN18pw3xo34Lsrp6vAMUPn0aB/zFBqL0QXI1Pmk=",
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@@ -564,11 +564,11 @@
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+        "lastModified": 1776962372,
+        "narHash": "sha256-Y2imW4kyIhupx8myNSeNCzDbEx2X+h+AmhNjWXA/7Yw=",
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@@ -631,11 +631,11 @@
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-        "narHash": "sha256-EDvbwsGNE/N5ul+9ul1dJP3Ouf72+Ub2C0UMbDWcxyQ=",
+        "lastModified": 1777066729,
+        "narHash": "sha256-f+a+ikbq0VS6RQFf+A6EuVnsWYn2RR3ggRJNkzZgMto=",
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@@ -657,11 +657,11 @@
        "treefmt-nix": "treefmt-nix"
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-        "narHash": "sha256-prHCm++hniRcoqzvWTEFyAiLKT6m+EUVCRaDLrsuEgM=",
+        "lastModified": 1777093284,
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-        "narHash": "sha256-M9RjuowtoqQbFRdQAm2P6GjFwgHjRcnWYcB7ChSjDms=",
+        "lastModified": 1777068473,
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-        "narHash": "sha256-mSxfoEs7DiDhMCBzprI/1K7UXzMISuGq0b7T06LVJXE=",
+        "lastModified": 1777045529,
+        "narHash": "sha256-EeAwmrvONsovL2qPwKGXF2xGhbo7MySesY3fW2pNLpM=",
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+        "lastModified": 1777054238,
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+        "lastModified": 1776938345,
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+        "lastModified": 1777001712,
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+        "lastModified": 1776983936,
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        "owner": "0xc000022070",
        "repo": "zen-browser-flake",
-        "rev": "90706e6ab801e4fb7bc53343db67583631936192",
+        "rev": "f6bab88f8566ddc13fb5e5500bd6c720b61d5321",
        "type": "github"
      },
      "original": {
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -376,6 +376,7 @@
      nixosConfigurations = {
        mreow = mkDesktopHost "mreow";
        yarn = mkDesktopHost "yarn";
+        patiodeck = mkDesktopHost "patiodeck";
        muffin = muffinHost;
      };

@@ -415,7 +416,27 @@
          # want to avoid when the deploy is supposed to be a no-op blocked by
          # the guard. Blocking before the deploy-rs invocation is the only
          # clean way to leave the running system untouched.
-          path = deploy-rs.lib.${system}.activate.nixos self.nixosConfigurations.muffin;
+          #
+          # Activation uses `switch-to-configuration boot` + a detached finalize
+          # (modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix) rather than the default
+          # `switch`. The gitea-actions runner driving CI deploys lives on
+          # muffin itself; a direct `switch` restarts gitea-runner-muffin mid-
+          # activation, killing the SSH session, the CI job, and deploy-rs's
+          # magic-rollback handshake. `boot` only touches the bootloader — no
+          # service restarts — and deploy-finalize schedules a pid1-owned
+          # transient unit that runs the real `switch` (or `systemctl reboot`
+          # when kernel/initrd/kernel-modules changed) ~60s later, surviving
+          # runner restart because it's decoupled from the SSH session.
+          path =
+            deploy-rs.lib.${system}.activate.custom self.nixosConfigurations.muffin.config.system.build.toplevel
+              ''
+                # matches activate.nixos's workaround for NixOS/nixpkgs#73404
+                cd /tmp
+
+                $PROFILE/bin/switch-to-configuration boot
+
+                ${nixpkgs-stable.lib.getExe self.nixosConfigurations.muffin.config.system.build.deployFinalize}
+              '';
        };
      };

--- a/home/progs/steam-shortcuts.nix
+++ b/home/progs/steam-shortcuts.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,29 @@
+# Declarative non-Steam game shortcuts for the Steam library.
+# Add entries to the `shortcuts` list to have them appear in Steam's UI.
+{
+  pkgs,
+  inputs,
+  lib,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  imports = [
+    inputs.json2steamshortcut.homeModules.default
+  ];
+
+  services.steam-shortcuts = {
+    enable = true;
+    overwriteExisting = true;
+    steamUserId = lib.strings.toInt (
+      lib.strings.trim (builtins.readFile ../../secrets/home/steam-user-id)
+    );
+    shortcuts = [
+      {
+        AppName = "Prism Launcher";
+        Exe = "${pkgs.prismlauncher}/bin/prismlauncher";
+        Icon = "${pkgs.prismlauncher}/share/icons/hicolor/scalable/apps/org.prismlauncher.PrismLauncher.svg";
+        Tags = [ "Game" ];
+      }
+    ];
+  };
+}
--- a/hosts/muffin/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/muffin/default.nix
@@ -19,13 +19,14 @@
    ../../modules/zfs.nix
    ../../modules/server-impermanence.nix
    ../../modules/usb-secrets.nix
-    ../../modules/age-secrets.nix
+    ../../modules/server-age-secrets.nix
    ../../modules/server-lanzaboote-agenix.nix
    ../../modules/no-rgb.nix
    ../../modules/server-security.nix
    ../../modules/ntfy-alerts.nix
    ../../modules/server-power.nix
    ../../modules/server-deploy-guard.nix
+    ../../modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix

    ../../services/postgresql.nix
    ../../services/jellyfin
@@ -99,6 +100,13 @@

  services.deployGuard.enable = true;

+  # Detached deploy finalize: see modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix. deploy-rs
+  # activates in `boot` mode and invokes deploy-finalize to schedule the real
+  # `switch` (or reboot, when kernel/initrd/kernel-modules changed) 60s later
+  # as a pid1-owned transient unit. Prevents the self-hosted gitea runner from
+  # being restarted mid-CI-deploy.
+  services.deployFinalize.enable = true;
+
  # Disable serial getty on ttyS0 to prevent dmesg warnings
  systemd.services."serial-getty@ttyS0".enable = false;

--- a/hosts/muffin/service-configs.nix
+++ b/hosts/muffin/service-configs.nix
@@ -196,6 +196,10 @@ rec {
        port = 9563;
        proto = "tcp";
      };
+      minecraft_exporter = {
+        port = 9567;
+        proto = "tcp";
+      };
      prometheus_zfs = {
        port = 9134;
        proto = "tcp";
--- a/hosts/patiodeck/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/patiodeck/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+{
+  username,
+  inputs,
+  site_config,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  imports = [
+    ../../modules/desktop-common.nix
+    ../../modules/desktop-jovian.nix
+    ./disk.nix
+    ./impermanence.nix
+
+    inputs.impermanence.nixosModules.impermanence
+  ];
+
+  networking.hostId = "a1b2c3d4";
+
+  # SSH for remote management from laptop
+  services.openssh = {
+    enable = true;
+    ports = [ 22 ];
+    settings = {
+      PasswordAuthentication = false;
+      PermitRootLogin = "yes";
+    };
+  };
+
+  users.users.${username}.openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
+    site_config.ssh_keys.laptop
+  ];
+
+  users.users.root.openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
+    site_config.ssh_keys.laptop
+  ];
+
+  jovian.devices.steamdeck.enable = true;
+}
--- a/hosts/patiodeck/disk.nix
+++ b/hosts/patiodeck/disk.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+{
+  disko.devices = {
+    disk = {
+      main = {
+        type = "disk";
+        content = {
+          type = "gpt";
+          partitions = {
+            ESP = {
+              type = "EF00";
+              size = "500M";
+              content = {
+                type = "filesystem";
+                format = "vfat";
+                mountpoint = "/boot";
+              };
+            };
+            nix = {
+              size = "200G";
+              content = {
+                type = "filesystem";
+                format = "f2fs";
+                mountpoint = "/nix";
+              };
+            };
+            persistent = {
+              size = "100%";
+              content = {
+                type = "filesystem";
+                format = "f2fs";
+                mountpoint = "/persistent";
+              };
+            };
+          };
+        };
+      };
+    };
+    nodev = {
+      "/" = {
+        fsType = "tmpfs";
+        mountOptions = [
+          "defaults"
+          "size=2G"
+          "mode=755"
+        ];
+      };
+    };
+  };
+
+  fileSystems."/persistent".neededForBoot = true;
+  fileSystems."/nix".neededForBoot = true;
+}
--- a/hosts/patiodeck/home.nix
+++ b/hosts/patiodeck/home.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+{ ... }:
+{
+  imports = [
+    ../../home/profiles/gui.nix
+    ../../home/profiles/desktop.nix
+    ../../home/progs/steam-shortcuts.nix
+  ];
+}
--- a/hosts/patiodeck/impermanence.nix
+++ b/hosts/patiodeck/impermanence.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+{
+  username,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  environment.persistence."/persistent" = {
+    hideMounts = true;
+    directories = [
+      "/var/log"
+      "/var/lib/systemd/coredump"
+      "/var/lib/nixos"
+      "/var/lib/systemd/timers"
+      # agenix identity sealed by the TPM
+      {
+        directory = "/var/lib/agenix";
+        mode = "0700";
+        user = "root";
+        group = "root";
+      }
+    ];
+
+    files = [
+      "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_ed25519_key"
+      "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_ed25519_key.pub"
+      "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_rsa_key"
+      "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_rsa_key.pub"
+      "/etc/machine-id"
+    ];
+
+    users.root = {
+      files = [
+        ".local/share/fish/fish_history"
+      ];
+    };
+  };
+
+  # bind mount home directory from persistent storage
+  fileSystems."/home/${username}" = {
+    device = "/persistent/home/${username}";
+    fsType = "none";
+    options = [ "bind" ];
+    neededForBoot = true;
+  };
+
+  systemd.tmpfiles.rules = [
+    "d /etc 755 root"
+  ];
+}
--- a/hosts/yarn/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/yarn/default.nix
@@ -1,5 +1,4 @@
 {
-  config,
  pkgs,
  lib,
  username,
@@ -10,13 +9,13 @@
 {
  imports = [
    ../../modules/desktop-common.nix
+    ../../modules/desktop-jovian.nix
    ../../modules/no-rgb.nix
    ./disk.nix
    ./impermanence.nix
    ./vr.nix

    inputs.impermanence.nixosModules.impermanence
-    inputs.jovian-nixos.nixosModules.default
  ];

  fileSystems."/media/games" = {
@@ -83,145 +82,6 @@

  systemd.services.lactd.serviceConfig.ExecStartPre = "${lib.getExe pkgs.bash} -c \"sleep 3s\"";

-  # root-level service that applies a pending update. Triggered by
-  # steamos-update (via systemctl start) when the user accepts an update.
-  # Runs as root so it can write the system profile and boot entry.
-  systemd.services.pull-update-apply = {
-    description = "Apply pending NixOS update pulled from binary cache";
-    serviceConfig = {
-      Type = "oneshot";
-      ExecStart = pkgs.writeShellScript "pull-update-apply" ''
-        set -uo pipefail
-        export PATH=${
-          pkgs.lib.makeBinPath [
-            pkgs.curl
-            pkgs.coreutils
-            pkgs.nix
-          ]
-        }
-
-        STORE_PATH=$(curl -sf --max-time 30 "${site_config.binary_cache.url}/deploy/yarn" || true)
-        if [ -z "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
-          echo "server unreachable"
-          exit 1
-        fi
-
-        CURRENT=$(readlink -f /nix/var/nix/profiles/system)
-        if [ "$CURRENT" = "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
-          echo "already up to date: $STORE_PATH"
-          exit 0
-        fi
-
-        echo "applying $STORE_PATH (was $CURRENT)"
-        nix-store -r --add-root /nix/var/nix/gcroots/pull-update-apply-latest --indirect "$STORE_PATH" \
-          || { echo "fetch failed"; exit 1; }
-        nix-env -p /nix/var/nix/profiles/system --set "$STORE_PATH" \
-          || { echo "profile set failed"; exit 1; }
-        "$STORE_PATH/bin/switch-to-configuration" boot \
-          || { echo "boot entry failed"; exit 1; }
-        echo "update applied; reboot required"
-      '';
-    };
-  };
-
-  # Allow primary user to start pull-update-apply.service without a password
-  security.polkit.extraConfig = ''
-    polkit.addRule(function(action, subject) {
-      if (action.id == "org.freedesktop.systemd1.manage-units" &&
-          action.lookup("unit") == "pull-update-apply.service" &&
-          subject.user == "${username}") {
-        return polkit.Result.YES;
-      }
-    });
-  '';
-
-  nixpkgs.config.allowUnfreePredicate =
-    pkg:
-    builtins.elem (lib.getName pkg) [
-      "steamdeck-hw-theme"
-      "steam-jupiter-unwrapped"
-      "steam"
-      "steam-original"
-      "steam-unwrapped"
-      "steam-run"
-    ];
-
-  # Override jovian-stubs to disable steamos-update kernel check
-  # This prevents Steam from requesting reboots for "system updates"
-  # Steam client updates will still work normally
-  nixpkgs.overlays = [
-    (
-      final: prev:
-      let
-        deploy-url = "${site_config.binary_cache.url}/deploy/yarn";
-
-        steamos-update-script = final.writeShellScript "steamos-update" ''
-          export PATH=${
-            final.lib.makeBinPath [
-              final.curl
-              final.coreutils
-              final.systemd
-            ]
-          }
-
-          STORE_PATH=$(curl -sf --max-time 30 "${deploy-url}" || true)
-
-          if [ -z "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
-            >&2 echo "[steamos-update] server unreachable"
-            exit 7
-          fi
-
-          CURRENT=$(readlink -f /nix/var/nix/profiles/system)
-          if [ "$CURRENT" = "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
-            >&2 echo "[steamos-update] no update available"
-            exit 0
-          fi
-
-          # check-only mode: just report that an update exists
-          if [ "''${1:-}" = "check" ] || [ "''${1:-}" = "--check-only" ]; then
-            >&2 echo "[steamos-update] update available"
-            exit 0
-          fi
-
-          # apply: trigger the root-running systemd service to install the update
-          >&2 echo "[steamos-update] applying update..."
-          if systemctl start --wait pull-update-apply.service; then
-            >&2 echo "[steamos-update] update installed, reboot to apply"
-            exit 0
-          else
-            >&2 echo "[steamos-update] apply failed; see 'journalctl -u pull-update-apply'"
-            exit 1
-          fi
-        '';
-      in
-      {
-        # Only replace holo-update (and its steamos-update alias) with our
-        # binary-cache pull script. All other stubs (pkexec, sudo,
-        # holo-reboot, holo-select-branch, …) come from upstream unchanged.
-        jovian-stubs = prev.jovian-stubs.overrideAttrs (old: {
-          buildCommand = (old.buildCommand or "") + ''
-            install -D -m 755 ${steamos-update-script} $out/bin/holo-update
-            install -D -m 755 ${steamos-update-script} $out/bin/steamos-update
-          '';
-        });
-      }
-    )
-  ];
-
-  jovian = {
-    devices.steamdeck.enable = false;
-    steam = {
-      enable = true;
-      autoStart = true;
-      desktopSession = "niri";
-      user = username;
-    };
-  };
-
-  # Jovian-NixOS requires sddm
-  # https://github.com/Jovian-Experiments/Jovian-NixOS/commit/52f140c07493f8bb6cd0773c7e1afe3e1fd1d1fa
-  services.displayManager.sddm.wayland.enable = true;
-
-  # Disable gamescope from common.nix to avoid conflict with jovian-nixos
-  programs.gamescope.enable = lib.mkForce false;
+  # yarn is not a Steam Deck
+  jovian.devices.steamdeck.enable = false;
 }
--- a/hosts/yarn/home.nix
+++ b/hosts/yarn/home.nix
@@ -1,15 +1,12 @@
 {
  pkgs,
-  inputs,
-  lib,
-  config,
  ...
 }:
 {
  imports = [
    ../../home/profiles/gui.nix
    ../../home/profiles/desktop.nix
-    inputs.json2steamshortcut.homeModules.default
+    ../../home/progs/steam-shortcuts.nix
  ];

  home.packages = with pkgs; [
@@ -27,20 +24,4 @@
      obs-pipewire-audio-capture
    ];
  };
-
-  services.steam-shortcuts = {
-    enable = true;
-    overwriteExisting = true;
-    steamUserId = lib.strings.toInt (
-      lib.strings.trim (builtins.readFile ../../secrets/home/steam-user-id)
-    );
-    shortcuts = [
-      {
-        AppName = "Prism Launcher";
-        Exe = "${pkgs.prismlauncher}/bin/prismlauncher";
-        Icon = "${pkgs.prismlauncher}/share/icons/hicolor/scalable/apps/org.prismlauncher.PrismLauncher.svg";
-        Tags = [ "Game" ];
-      }
-    ];
-  };
 }
--- a/hosts/yarn/impermanence.nix
+++ b/hosts/yarn/impermanence.nix
@@ -12,6 +12,14 @@
      "/var/lib/systemd/coredump"
      "/var/lib/nixos"
      "/var/lib/systemd/timers"
+      # agenix identity sealed by the TPM. Must survive the tmpfs root
+      # wipe so decryption at activation finds the right handle.
+      {
+        directory = "/var/lib/agenix";
+        mode = "0700";
+        user = "root";
+        group = "root";
+      }
    ];

    files = [
@@ -21,6 +29,12 @@
      "/etc/ssh/ssh_host_rsa_key.pub"
      "/etc/machine-id"
    ];
+
+    users.root = {
+      files = [
+        ".local/share/fish/fish_history"
+      ];
+    };
  };

  # Bind mount entire home directory from persistent storage
--- a/lib/overlays.nix
+++ b/lib/overlays.nix
@@ -75,4 +75,19 @@ final: prev: {
    '';
    meta.mainProgram = "igpu-exporter";
  };
+
+  mc-monitor = prev.buildGoModule rec {
+    pname = "mc-monitor";
+    version = "0.16.1";
+    src = prev.fetchFromGitHub {
+      owner = "itzg";
+      repo = "mc-monitor";
+      rev = version;
+      hash = "sha256-/94+Z9FTFOzQHynHiJuaGFiidkOxmM0g/FIpHn+xvJM=";
+    };
+    vendorHash = "sha256-qq7rIpvGRi3AMnBbi8uAhiPcfSF4McIuqozdtxB5CeQ=";
+    # upstream tests probe live Minecraft servers
+    doCheck = false;
+    meta.mainProgram = "mc-monitor";
+  };
 }
--- a/modules/desktop-age-secrets.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-age-secrets.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,70 @@
+{
+  pkgs,
+  inputs,
+  ...
+}:
+let
+  # Wrap rage so age-plugin-tpm is on PATH at activation time.
+  # Both mreow and yarn use age1tpm1… recipients (legacy P-256 encoding),
+  # which age-plugin-tpm handles under its own name.
+  rageWithTpm = pkgs.writeShellScriptBin "rage" ''
+    export PATH="${pkgs.age-plugin-tpm}/bin:$PATH"
+    exec ${pkgs.rage}/bin/rage "$@"
+  '';
+in
+{
+  imports = [
+    inputs.agenix.nixosModules.default
+  ];
+
+  # Expose the plugin + agenix CLI for interactive edits (`agenix -e …`).
+  environment.systemPackages = [
+    inputs.agenix.packages.${pkgs.system}.default
+    pkgs.age-plugin-tpm
+  ];
+
+  age.ageBin = "${rageWithTpm}/bin/rage";
+
+  # Primary identity: TPM-sealed key, generated by scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh.
+  # Fallback identity: admin SSH key. age tries paths in order, so if the TPM
+  # is wiped or the board is replaced the SSH key keeps secrets accessible until
+  # the TPM is re-bootstrapped. Both are encrypted recipients on every .age file.
+  age.identityPaths = [
+    "/var/lib/agenix/tpm-identity"
+    "/home/primary/.ssh/id_ed25519"
+  ];
+
+  # Ensure the identity directory exists before agenix activation so a fresh
+  # bootstrap doesn't race the directory creation.
+  systemd.tmpfiles.rules = [
+    "d /var/lib/agenix 0700 root root -"
+  ];
+
+  age.secrets = {
+    # Secureboot PKI bundle (db/KEK/PK keys + certs) consumed by lanzaboote
+    # via desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix at activation time.
+    secureboot-tar = {
+      file = ../secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar.age;
+      mode = "0400";
+      owner = "root";
+      group = "root";
+    };
+
+    # netrc for the private nix binary cache.
+    nix-cache-netrc = {
+      file = ../secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc.age;
+      mode = "0400";
+      owner = "root";
+      group = "root";
+    };
+
+    # yescrypt hash for the primary user.
+    password-hash = {
+      file = ../secrets/desktop/password-hash.age;
+      mode = "0400";
+      owner = "root";
+      group = "root";
+    };
+
+  };
+}
--- a/modules/desktop-common.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-common.nix
@@ -17,9 +17,10 @@
    ./desktop-vm.nix
    ./desktop-steam.nix
    ./desktop-networkmanager.nix
+    ./desktop-age-secrets.nix
+    ./desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix

    inputs.disko.nixosModules.disko
-    inputs.lanzaboote.nixosModules.lanzaboote

    inputs.nixos-hardware.nixosModules.common-cpu-amd-pstate
    inputs.nixos-hardware.nixosModules.common-cpu-amd-zenpower
@@ -50,16 +51,6 @@
      mkdir -p /nix/var/nix/profiles/per-user/root/channels
    '';

-    # extract all my secureboot keys
-    # TODO! proper secrets management
-    "secureboot-keys".text = ''
-      #!/usr/bin/env sh
-      rm -fr ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle} || true
-      mkdir -p ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
-      ${lib.getExe pkgs.gnutar} xf ${../secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar} -C ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
-      chown -R root:wheel ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
-      chmod -R 500 ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
-    '';
  };

  swapDevices = [ ];
@@ -71,7 +62,7 @@
    trusted-public-keys = [
      site_config.binary_cache.public_key
    ];
-    netrc-file = "${../secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc}";
+    netrc-file = config.age.secrets.nix-cache-netrc.path;
  };

  # cachyos kernel overlay
@@ -182,9 +173,14 @@
          DRM_HISI_HIBMC = lib.mkForce no;
          DRM_APPLETBDRM = lib.mkForce no;

-          # intel gpu
-          DRM_I915 = lib.mkForce no;
-          DRM_XE = lib.mkForce no;
+          # legacy AMD IP blocks. hosts are Navi 32 RDNA3 dGPU (7800 XT, yarn,
+          # 2023, gfx1101, DCN 3.2) and Krackan Point RDNA 3.5 iGPU (mreow,
+          # 2024, gfx1150, DCN 3.5). everything below pre-dates those by a
+          # decade. upstream only exposes per-generation toggles for SI and
+          # CIK — no switch for VI/Polaris/Vega/Navi1x, those stay in amdgpu.
+          DRM_AMDGPU_SI = lib.mkForce no; # Southern Islands / GCN 1 (2012): HD 7950/7970, R9 280/280X, R7 260X
+          DRM_AMDGPU_CIK = lib.mkForce no; # Sea Islands   / GCN 2 (2013): R9 290/290X/390, Kaveri APUs (A10-7850K), Steam Machine Bonaire
+          DRM_AMD_SECURE_DISPLAY = lib.mkForce no; # HDCP region-CRC debugfs helper, needs custom DMCU firmware

          # early-boot framebuffer chain: drop every alternative to amdgpu so
          # the console never transitions simpledrm -> dummy -> amdgpu (visible
@@ -286,6 +282,486 @@
          XZ_DEC_ARM64 = lib.mkForce no;
          XZ_DEC_SPARC = lib.mkForce no;
          XZ_DEC_RISCV = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # ==== no hardware for any of these on either host ====
+
+          # laptop vendor platform drivers (only FRAMEWORK_LAPTOP is used)
+          ACER_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          ACER_WIRELESS = lib.mkForce no;
+          ACERHDF = lib.mkForce no;
+          APPLE_GMUX = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_NB_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_ARMOURY = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_TF103C_DOCK = lib.mkForce no;
+          ASUS_WIRELESS = lib.mkForce no;
+          COMPAL_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_RBTN = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_PC = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_SMBIOS = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_SMO8800 = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_UART_BACKLIGHT = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI_AIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI_DDV = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI_DESCRIPTOR = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI_LED = lib.mkForce no;
+          DELL_WMI_SYSMAN = lib.mkForce no;
+          EEEPC_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          EEEPC_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          FUJITSU_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          FUJITSU_ES = lib.mkForce no;
+          FUJITSU_TABLET = lib.mkForce no;
+          HUAWEI_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          IBM_ASM = lib.mkForce no;
+          IBM_RTL = lib.mkForce no;
+          IDEAPAD_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          LG_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          MSI_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          MSI_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          MSI_EC = lib.mkForce no;
+          PANASONIC_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          SONY_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          SAMSUNG_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          TOPSTAR_LAPTOP = lib.mkForce no;
+          THINKPAD_ACPI = lib.mkForce no;
+          THINKPAD_LMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_SE10_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_SE30_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_HOTKEY_UTILITIES = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_CAMERA = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_YMC = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_CAPDATA = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_EVENTS = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_HELPERS = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_GAMEZONE = lib.mkForce no;
+          LENOVO_WMI_TUNING = lib.mkForce no;
+          YOGABOOK = lib.mkForce no;
+          YT2_1380 = lib.mkForce no;
+          XIAOMI_WMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          BARCO_P50_GPIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          PC_ENGINES_APU = lib.mkForce no;
+          SILICOM_PLATFORM = lib.mkForce no;
+          SIEMENS_SIMATIC_IPC_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          SYSTEM76_ACPI = lib.mkForce no;
+          INSPUR_PLATFORM_PROFILE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NVIDIA_WMI_EC_BACKLIGHT = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy filesystems (hosts use vfat/f2fs/tmpfs/fuse; exfat/ntfs3 kept for externals)
+          JFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          GFS2_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          OCFS2_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NILFS2_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          AFFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          HFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          HFSPLUS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          BEFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          JFFS2_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          UBIFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          MINIX_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          OMFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          ROMFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          UFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          EROFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          ORANGEFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          CODA_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          AFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          CEPH_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          ZONEFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          BCACHE = lib.mkForce no;
+          BCACHEFS_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          ECRYPT_FS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NFSD = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy partition tables (only GPT+MBR in use)
+          AIX_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          MAC_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          LDM_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          KARMA_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          MINIX_SUBPARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          SOLARIS_X86_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          BSD_DISKLABEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          UNIXWARE_DISKLABEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          SYSV68_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          ULTRIX_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          OSF_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          SGI_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          SUN_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          ATARI_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          AMIGA_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+          ACORN_PARTITION = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy net protocols (nothing uses SCTP/RDS/TIPC/SMC or GRE tunnels)
+          IP_SCTP = lib.mkForce no;
+          RDS = lib.mkForce no;
+          TIPC = lib.mkForce no;
+          SMC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_IPIP = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_IPGRE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_IPGRE_DEMUX = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_IPVTI = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy PCI sound cards (kept: SND_HDA_* for AMD HDA, SND_SOC_SOF_AMD for ACP)
+          SND_ALI5451 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ATIIXP = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ATIIXP_MODEM = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_AU8810 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_AU8820 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_AU8830 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_AW2 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_AZT3328 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_BT87X = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_CA0106 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_CMIPCI = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_OXYGEN = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_CS46XX = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_CTXFI = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_DARLA20 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_GINA20 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_LAYLA20 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_DARLA24 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_GINA24 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_LAYLA24 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MONA = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MIA = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ECHO3G = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INDIGO = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INDIGOIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INDIGODJ = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INDIGOIOX = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INDIGODJX = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_EMU10K1 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_EMU10K1X = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ENS1370 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ENS1371 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ES1938 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ES1968 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_FM801 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDSP = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDSPM = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ICE1712 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_ICE1724 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INTEL8X0 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_INTEL8X0M = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_KORG1212 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_LOLA = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_LX6464ES = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MAESTRO3 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MIXART = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MPU401 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_MTS64 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_NM256 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_PCXHR = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_PORTMAN2X4 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_RIPTIDE = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_RME32 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_RME96 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_RME9652 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_SE6X = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_TRIDENT = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_VIA82XX = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_VIRTUOSO = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_VX222 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_YMFPCI = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy HDA codecs (kept: REALTEK for ALC269 on Framework + HDMI for amdhdmi)
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_ANALOG = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_SIGMATEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_VIA = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CONEXANT = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CA0110 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CA0132 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_SI3054 = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CIRRUS = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CS420X = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CS421X = lib.mkForce no;
+          SND_HDA_CODEC_CS8409 = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # OSS compat (deprecated)
+          SOUND_OSS_CORE = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # legacy USB HCDs (Zen APUs only have xHCI)
+          USB_OHCI_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_UHCI_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_C67X00_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_OXU210HP_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_ISP116X_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_ISP1760 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_MAX3421_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_SL811_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_R8A66597 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_XEN_HCD = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # USB gadget + exotic device drivers
+          USB_GADGET = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_MICROTEK = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_USS720 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_EMI26 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_EMI62 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_ADUTUX = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_SEVSEG = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_LEGOTOWER = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_CYPRESS_CY7C63 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_CYTHERM = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_IDMOUSE = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_APPLEDISPLAY = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_TRANCEVIBRATOR = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_CHAOSKEY = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_TEST = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # USB mass-storage sub-drivers for legacy flash/camera readers
+          USB_STORAGE_REALTEK = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_DATAFAB = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_FREECOM = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_ISD200 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_USBAT = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_SDDR09 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_SDDR55 = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_JUMPSHOT = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_ALAUDA = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_ONETOUCH = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_KARMA = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_CYPRESS_ATACB = lib.mkForce no;
+          USB_STORAGE_ENE_UB6250 = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # wlan vendors (kept: MEDIATEK/INTEL/REALTEK/BROADCOM for mreow+yarn)
+          WLAN_VENDOR_ADMTEK = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_ATMEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_CISCO = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_INTERSIL = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_MARVELL = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_MICROCHIP = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_PURELIFI = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_QUANTENNA = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_RALINK = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_RSI = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_SILABS = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_ST = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_TI = lib.mkForce no;
+          WLAN_VENDOR_ZYDAS = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # ethernet vendors (kept: AMD/INTEL/REALTEK/AQUANTIA/ATHEROS)
+          NET_VENDOR_3COM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ADAPTEC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_AGERE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ALACRITECH = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ALTEON = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_AMAZON = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ARC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_BROADCOM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_BROCADE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_CADENCE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_CAVIUM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_CHELSIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_CISCO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_CORTINA = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_DAVICOM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_DEC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_DLINK = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_EMULEX = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ENGLEDER = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_EZCHIP = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_FUJITSU = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_FUNGIBLE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_GOOGLE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_HISILICON = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_HUAWEI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_I825XX = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ADI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_LITEX = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MARVELL = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_META = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MICREL = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MICROCHIP = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MICROSEMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MICROSOFT = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MUCSE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_MYRI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_NI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_NATSEMI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_NETRONOME = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_8390 = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_NVIDIA = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_OKI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_PACKET_ENGINES = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_PENSANDO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_QLOGIC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_QUALCOMM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_RDC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_RENESAS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_ROCKER = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SAMSUNG = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SEEQ = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SILAN = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SIS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SOLARFLARE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SMSC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SOCIONEXT = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_STMICRO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SUN = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_SYNOPSYS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_TEHUTI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_TI = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_VERTEXCOM = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_VIA = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_WANGXUN = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_WIZNET = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_XILINX = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_VENDOR_XIRCOM = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # watchdogs (kept: SP5100_TCO for AMD chipset, WDAT_WDT for ACPI)
+          ACQUIRE_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          ADVANTECH_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          ADVANTECH_EC_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          ALIM1535_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          ALIM7101_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          CGBC_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          EBC_C384_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          EXAR_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          F71808E_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          EUROTECH_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          IB700_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          WAFER_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          I6300ESB_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          IE6XX_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          ITCO_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          IT8712F_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          IT87_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          HP_WATCHDOG = lib.mkForce no;
+          HPWDT_NMI_DECODE = lib.mkForce no;
+          KEMPLD_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          MLX_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          NI903X_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          NIC7018_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          SMSC37B787_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          TQMX86_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          VIA_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          W83627HF_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          W83877F_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          W83977F_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          MACHZ_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          SBC_EPX_C3_WATCHDOG = lib.mkForce no;
+          MEN_A21_WDT = lib.mkForce no;
+          DW_WATCHDOG = lib.mkForce no;
+          SOFT_WATCHDOG = lib.mkForce no;
+          XILINX_WATCHDOG = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # misc dead weight
+          BLK_DEV_DRBD = lib.mkForce no;
+          GREYBUS = lib.mkForce no;
+          SOUNDWIRE_QCOM = lib.mkForce no;
+          SOUNDWIRE_INTEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          MEDIA_RADIO_SUPPORT = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # net queue disciplines not used on desktop (kept: htb/prio/fifo/fq/fq_codel/cake/bpf/ingress/netem/tbf/mqprio for basic shaping + testing)
+          NET_SCH_CBS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_CHOKE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_CODEL = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_DRR = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_DUALPI2 = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_ETF = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_ETS = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_FQ_PIE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_GRED = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_HFSC = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_HHF = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_MULTIQ = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_PIE = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_PLUG = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_QFQ = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_RED = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_SFB = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_SFQ = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_SKBPRIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_TAPRIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          NET_SCH_TEQL = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # battery charger PMIC drivers — all mobile/embedded SoCs, none of these
+          # exist on x86 laptops/desktops (which use ACPI battery + USB-PD via ucsi).
+          # CROS_* are Chromebook-specific; Framework has CrOS EC but not CrOS charging.
+          CHARGER_88PM860X = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_ADP5061 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_AXP20X = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BD71828 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BD99954 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ2415X = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ24190 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ24257 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ24735 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ2515X = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ256XX = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ257XX = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ25890 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_BQ25980 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_CROS_CONTROL = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_CROS_PCHG = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_CROS_USBPD = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_DA9150 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_DETECTOR_MAX14656 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_GPIO = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_ISP1704 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_LP8727 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_LP8788 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_LT3651 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_LTC4162L = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MANAGER = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX14577 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX77650 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX77693 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX77705 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX77976 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX8903 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX8971 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX8997 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MAX8998 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MP2629 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MT6360 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_MT6370 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_PF1550 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RK817 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RT5033 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RT9455 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RT9467 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RT9471 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_RT9756 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_SBS = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_SMB347 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_TPS65090 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_TPS65217 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_TWL4030 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_TWL6030 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_UCS1002 = lib.mkForce no;
+          CHARGER_WILCO = lib.mkForce no;
+
+          # enterprise storage stack (kept: DM_CRYPT for LUKS, DM_SNAPSHOT/INTEGRITY/VERITY, MD_RAID0/1/10/456 in case)
+          DM_MULTIPATH = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_MULTIPATH_QL = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_MULTIPATH_ST = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_MULTIPATH_HST = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_MULTIPATH_IOA = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_VDO = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_PCACHE = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_ZONED = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_LOG_USERSPACE = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_EBS = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_ERA = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_DUST = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_DELAY = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_FLAKEY = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_SWITCH = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_LOG_WRITES = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_CLONE = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_UNSTRIPED = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_CACHE = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_WRITECACHE = lib.mkForce no;
+          DM_THIN_PROVISIONING = lib.mkForce no;
+          MD_CLUSTER = lib.mkForce no;
+          MD_LINEAR = lib.mkForce no;
+          SCSI_DH_RDAC = lib.mkForce no;
+          SCSI_DH_HP_SW = lib.mkForce no;
+          SCSI_ENCLOSURE = lib.mkForce no;
        };
      }
    ];
@@ -411,8 +887,7 @@
      "camera"
      "adbusers"
    ];
-    # TODO! this is really bad :( I should really figure out how to do proper secrets management
-    hashedPasswordFile = "${../secrets/desktop/password-hash}";
+    hashedPasswordFile = config.age.secrets.password-hash.path;
  };

  services.gvfs.enable = true;
--- a/modules/desktop-jovian.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-jovian.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+# Jovian-NixOS deck-mode configuration shared by all hosts running Steam
+# in gamescope (yarn, patiodeck). Host-specific settings (like
+# jovian.devices.steamdeck.enable) stay in the host's default.nix.
+{
+  lib,
+  username,
+  inputs,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  imports = [
+    ./desktop-steam-update.nix
+    inputs.jovian-nixos.nixosModules.default
+  ];
+
+  nixpkgs.config.allowUnfreePredicate =
+    pkg:
+    builtins.elem (lib.getName pkg) [
+      "steamdeck-hw-theme"
+      "steam-jupiter-unwrapped"
+      "steam"
+      "steam-original"
+      "steam-unwrapped"
+      "steam-run"
+    ];
+
+  jovian.steam = {
+    enable = true;
+    autoStart = true;
+    desktopSession = "niri";
+    user = username;
+  };
+
+  # jovian overrides the display manager; sddm is required
+  services.displayManager.sddm.wayland.enable = true;
+
+  # desktop-common.nix enables programs.gamescope which conflicts with
+  # jovian's own gamescope wrapper
+  programs.gamescope.enable = lib.mkForce false;
+}
--- a/modules/desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  pkgs,
+  inputs,
+  ...
+}:
+{
+  imports = [
+    inputs.lanzaboote.nixosModules.lanzaboote
+  ];
+
+  boot = {
+    loader.systemd-boot.enable = lib.mkForce false;
+
+    lanzaboote = {
+      enable = true;
+      # sbctl expects the bundle at /var/lib/sbctl; muffin uses /etc/secureboot
+      # because it is wiped on every activation there (impermanence) — desktops
+      # extract to the historical sbctl path so existing tooling keeps working.
+      pkiBundle = "/var/lib/sbctl";
+    };
+  };
+
+  system.activationScripts = {
+    # Extract the secureboot PKI bundle from the agenix-decrypted tar. Mirrors
+    # modules/server-lanzaboote-agenix.nix; skip when keys are already present
+    # (e.g., disko-install staged them via --extra-files).
+    "secureboot-keys" = {
+      deps = [ "agenix" ];
+      text = ''
+        #!/bin/sh
+        (
+          umask 077
+          if [[ -d ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle} && -f ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}/db.key ]]; then
+            echo "secureboot keys already present, skipping extraction"
+          else
+            echo "extracting secureboot keys from agenix"
+            rm -fr ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle} || true
+            install -d -o root -g wheel -m 0500 ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
+            ${pkgs.gnutar}/bin/tar xf ${config.age.secrets.secureboot-tar.path} -C ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
+          fi
+          chown -R root:wheel ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
+          chmod -R 500 ${config.boot.lanzaboote.pkiBundle}
+        )
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+}
--- a/modules/desktop-networkmanager.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-networkmanager.nix
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-{ hostname, site_config, ... }:
+{ hostname, ... }:
 {
  # speed up boot times (by about three seconds)
  systemd.services.NetworkManager-wait-online.enable = false;
@@ -9,7 +9,10 @@
    networkmanager = {
      enable = true;

-      appendNameservers = site_config.dns_servers;
+      appendNameservers = [
+        "1.1.1.1"
+        "9.9.9.9"
+      ];

      wifi = {
        scanRandMacAddress = true;
--- a/modules/desktop-steam-update.nix
+++ b/modules/desktop-steam-update.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,122 @@
+# Binary-cache update mechanism for Jovian-NixOS desktops.
+#
+# Replaces the upstream holo-update/steamos-update stubs with a script that
+# checks the private binary cache for a newer system closure, and provides a
+# root-level systemd service to apply it. Steam's deck UI calls
+# `steamos-update check` periodically; exit 7 = no update, exit 0 = update
+# applied or available.
+#
+# The deploy endpoint is ${binary_cache_url}/deploy/${hostname} — a plain
+# text file containing the /nix/store path of the latest closure, published
+# by CI after a successful build.
+{
+  pkgs,
+  lib,
+  hostname,
+  username,
+  site_config,
+  ...
+}:
+let
+  deploy-url = "${site_config.binary_cache.url}/deploy/${hostname}";
+
+  steamos-update-script = pkgs.writeShellScript "steamos-update" ''
+    export PATH=${
+      lib.makeBinPath [
+        pkgs.curl
+        pkgs.coreutils
+        pkgs.systemd
+      ]
+    }
+
+    STORE_PATH=$(curl -sf --max-time 30 "${deploy-url}" || true)
+
+    if [ -z "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
+      >&2 echo "[steamos-update] server unreachable"
+      exit 7
+    fi
+
+    CURRENT=$(readlink -f /nix/var/nix/profiles/system)
+    if [ "$CURRENT" = "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
+      >&2 echo "[steamos-update] no update available"
+      exit 7
+    fi
+
+    # check-only mode: just report that an update exists
+    if [ "''${1:-}" = "check" ] || [ "''${1:-}" = "--check-only" ]; then
+      >&2 echo "[steamos-update] update available"
+      exit 0
+    fi
+
+    # apply: trigger the root-running systemd service to install the update
+    >&2 echo "[steamos-update] applying update..."
+    if systemctl start --wait pull-update-apply.service; then
+      >&2 echo "[steamos-update] update installed, reboot to apply"
+      exit 0
+    else
+      >&2 echo "[steamos-update] apply failed; see 'journalctl -u pull-update-apply'"
+      exit 1
+    fi
+  '';
+in
+{
+  nixpkgs.overlays = [
+    (_final: prev: {
+      jovian-stubs = prev.jovian-stubs.overrideAttrs (old: {
+        buildCommand = (old.buildCommand or "") + ''
+          install -D -m 755 ${steamos-update-script} $out/bin/holo-update
+          install -D -m 755 ${steamos-update-script} $out/bin/steamos-update
+        '';
+      });
+    })
+  ];
+
+  systemd.services.pull-update-apply = {
+    description = "Apply pending NixOS update pulled from binary cache";
+    serviceConfig = {
+      Type = "oneshot";
+      ExecStart = pkgs.writeShellScript "pull-update-apply" ''
+        set -uo pipefail
+        export PATH=${
+          lib.makeBinPath [
+            pkgs.curl
+            pkgs.coreutils
+            pkgs.nix
+          ]
+        }
+
+        STORE_PATH=$(curl -sf --max-time 30 "${deploy-url}" || true)
+        if [ -z "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
+          echo "server unreachable"
+          exit 1
+        fi
+
+        CURRENT=$(readlink -f /nix/var/nix/profiles/system)
+        if [ "$CURRENT" = "$STORE_PATH" ]; then
+          echo "already up to date: $STORE_PATH"
+          exit 0
+        fi
+
+        echo "applying $STORE_PATH (was $CURRENT)"
+        nix-store -r --add-root /nix/var/nix/gcroots/pull-update-apply-latest --indirect "$STORE_PATH" \
+          || { echo "fetch failed"; exit 1; }
+        nix-env -p /nix/var/nix/profiles/system --set "$STORE_PATH" \
+          || { echo "profile set failed"; exit 1; }
+        "$STORE_PATH/bin/switch-to-configuration" boot \
+          || { echo "boot entry failed"; exit 1; }
+        echo "update applied; reboot required"
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+
+  # allow the primary user to trigger pull-update-apply without a password
+  security.polkit.extraConfig = ''
+    polkit.addRule(function(action, subject) {
+      if (action.id == "org.freedesktop.systemd1.manage-units" &&
+          action.lookup("unit") == "pull-update-apply.service" &&
+          subject.user == "${username}") {
+        return polkit.Result.YES;
+      }
+    });
+  '';
+}
--- a/modules/server-age-secrets.nix
+++ b/modules/server-age-secrets.nix
--- a/modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix
+++ b/modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,187 @@
+# Deferred deploy finalize for deploy-rs-driven hosts.
+#
+# When deploy-rs activates via `switch-to-configuration switch` and the gitea-
+# actions runner driving the deploy lives on the same host, the runner unit
+# gets restarted mid-activation — its definition changes between builds. That
+# restart kills the SSH session, the CI job, and deploy-rs's magic-rollback
+# handshake, so CI reports failure even when the deploy itself completed.
+# This is deploy-rs#153, open since 2022.
+#
+# This module breaks the dependency: activation does `switch-to-configuration
+# boot` (bootloader only, no service restarts), then invokes deploy-finalize
+# which schedules a detached systemd transient unit that fires `delay` seconds
+# later with the real `switch` (or `systemctl reboot` when the kernel, initrd,
+# or kernel-modules changed since boot). The transient unit is owned by pid1,
+# so it survives the runner's eventual restart — by which time the CI job has
+# finished reporting.
+#
+# Prior art (reboot-or-switch logic, not the self-deploy detachment):
+# - nixpkgs `system.autoUpgrade` (allowReboot = true branch) is the canonical
+#   source of the 3-path {initrd,kernel,kernel-modules} comparison.
+# - obsidiansystems/obelisk#957 merged the same snippet into `ob deploy` for
+#   push-based remote deploys — but doesn't need detachment since its deployer
+#   lives on a different machine from the target.
+# - nixpkgs#185030 tracks lifting this into switch-to-configuration proper.
+#   Stale since 2025-07; until it lands, every downstream reimplements it.
+#
+# Bootstrap note: the activation snippet resolves deploy-finalize via
+# lib.getExe (store path), not via `/run/current-system/sw/bin` — `boot` mode
+# does not update `/run/current-system`, so the old binary would be resolved.
+{
+  config,
+  lib,
+  pkgs,
+  ...
+}:
+let
+  cfg = config.services.deployFinalize;
+
+  finalize = pkgs.writeShellApplication {
+    name = "deploy-finalize";
+    runtimeInputs = [
+      pkgs.coreutils
+      pkgs.systemd
+    ];
+    text = ''
+      delay=${toString cfg.delay}
+      profile=/nix/var/nix/profiles/system
+      dry_run=0
+
+      usage() {
+        cat <<EOF
+      Usage: deploy-finalize [--dry-run] [--delay N] [--profile PATH]
+
+      Compares /run/booted-system against PATH (default /nix/var/nix/profiles/system)
+      and schedules either \`systemctl reboot\` (kernel or initrd changed) or
+      \`switch-to-configuration switch\` (services only) via a detached systemd-run
+      timer firing N seconds later.
+
+      Options:
+        --dry-run       Print the decision and would-be command without scheduling.
+        --delay N       Override the delay in seconds. Default: ${toString cfg.delay}.
+        --profile PATH  Override the profile path used for comparison.
+      EOF
+      }
+
+      while [[ $# -gt 0 ]]; do
+        case "$1" in
+          --dry-run) dry_run=1; shift ;;
+          --delay) delay="$2"; shift 2 ;;
+          --profile) profile="$2"; shift 2 ;;
+          -h|--help) usage; exit 0 ;;
+          *)
+            echo "deploy-finalize: unknown option $1" >&2
+            usage >&2
+            exit 2
+            ;;
+        esac
+      done
+
+      # Comparing {kernel,initrd,kernel-modules} matches nixpkgs's canonical
+      # `system.autoUpgrade` allowReboot logic. -e (not -f) so a dangling
+      # symlink counts as missing: on a real NixOS profile all three exist,
+      # but defensive: if a profile has bad symlinks we refuse to schedule
+      # rather than scheduling against ghost paths.
+      booted_kernel="$(readlink -e /run/booted-system/kernel 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      booted_initrd="$(readlink -e /run/booted-system/initrd 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      booted_modules="$(readlink -e /run/booted-system/kernel-modules 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      new_kernel="$(readlink -e "$profile/kernel" 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      new_initrd="$(readlink -e "$profile/initrd" 2>/dev/null || true)"
+      new_modules="$(readlink -e "$profile/kernel-modules" 2>/dev/null || true)"
+
+      if [[ -z "$new_kernel" || -z "$new_initrd" || -z "$new_modules" ]]; then
+        echo "deploy-finalize: refusing to schedule — $profile is missing kernel, initrd, or kernel-modules" >&2
+        exit 1
+      fi
+
+      changed=()
+      if [[ -z "$booted_kernel" || -z "$booted_initrd" || -z "$booted_modules" ]]; then
+        # Unreachable on a booted NixOS, but fail closed on reboot.
+        changed+=("/run/booted-system incomplete")
+      fi
+      [[ "$booted_kernel" != "$new_kernel" ]] && changed+=("kernel")
+      [[ "$booted_initrd" != "$new_initrd" ]] && changed+=("initrd")
+      [[ "$booted_modules" != "$new_modules" ]] && changed+=("kernel-modules")
+
+      reboot_needed=0
+      reason=""
+      if [[ ''${#changed[@]} -gt 0 ]]; then
+        reboot_needed=1
+        # Join with commas so the reason reads as e.g. `kernel,initrd changed`.
+        reason="$(IFS=, ; echo "''${changed[*]}") changed"
+      fi
+
+      if [[ "$reboot_needed" == 1 ]]; then
+        action=reboot
+        cmd="systemctl reboot"
+      else
+        action=switch
+        reason="services only"
+        cmd="$profile/bin/switch-to-configuration switch"
+      fi
+
+      # Nanosecond suffix so back-to-back deploys don't collide on unit names.
+      unit="deploy-finalize-$(date +%s%N)"
+
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: booted_kernel=%s\n'         "$booted_kernel"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: new_kernel=%s\n'            "$new_kernel"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: booted_initrd=%s\n'         "$booted_initrd"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: new_initrd=%s\n'            "$new_initrd"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: booted_kernel-modules=%s\n' "$booted_modules"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: new_kernel-modules=%s\n'    "$new_modules"
+      printf 'deploy-finalize: action=%s reason=%s delay=%ss unit=%s\n' \
+        "$action" "$reason" "$delay" "$unit"
+
+      if [[ "$dry_run" == 1 ]]; then
+        printf 'deploy-finalize: dry-run — not scheduling\n'
+        printf 'deploy-finalize: would run: %s\n' "$cmd"
+        printf 'deploy-finalize: would schedule: systemd-run --collect --unit=%s --on-active=%s\n' \
+          "$unit" "$delay"
+        exit 0
+      fi
+
+      # Cancel any still-pending finalize timers from an earlier deploy so this
+      # invocation is authoritative. Without this a stale timer could fire with
+      # the old profile's action (reboot/switch) against the new profile and
+      # briefly run new userspace under the old kernel.
+      systemctl stop 'deploy-finalize-*.timer' 2>/dev/null || true
+
+      # --on-active arms a transient timer owned by pid1. systemd-run returns
+      # once the timer is armed; the SSH session that called us can exit and
+      # the gitea-runner can be restarted (by the switch the timer fires)
+      # without affecting whether the finalize runs.
+      systemd-run \
+        --collect \
+        --unit="$unit" \
+        --description="Finalize NixOS deploy ($action after boot-mode activation)" \
+        --on-active="$delay" \
+        /bin/sh -c "$cmd"
+    '';
+  };
+in
+{
+  options.services.deployFinalize = {
+    enable = lib.mkEnableOption "deferred deploy finalize (switch or reboot) after boot-mode activation";
+
+    delay = lib.mkOption {
+      type = lib.types.ints.positive;
+      default = 60;
+      description = ''
+        Seconds between the deploy-rs activation completing and the scheduled
+        finalize firing. Tuned so the CI job (or manual SSH session) has time
+        to complete status reporting before the runner is restarted by the
+        eventual switch-to-configuration.
+      '';
+    };
+  };
+
+  config = lib.mkIf cfg.enable {
+    environment.systemPackages = [ finalize ];
+
+    # Exposed for the deploy-rs activation snippet to reference by /nix/store
+    # path via lib.getExe — `boot` mode does not update /run/current-system,
+    # so reading through /run/current-system/sw/bin would resolve to the OLD
+    # binary on a new-feature rollout or immediately after a rollback.
+    system.build.deployFinalize = finalize;
+  };
+}
--- a/scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh
+++ b/scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,54 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# Bootstrap the age-plugin-tpm identity for a desktop host (mreow / yarn).
+#
+# Produces a TPM-sealed age identity at /var/lib/agenix/tpm-identity and
+# prints the recipient string to add to secrets/secrets.nix.
+#
+# Usage:
+#   doas scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh
+#
+# After running:
+#   1. Append the printed recipient to the `tpm` list in secrets/secrets.nix.
+#   2. Re-encrypt: nix-shell -p age-plugin-tpm rage --run \
+#        'agenix -r -i ~/.ssh/id_ed25519'
+#   3. Commit + ./deploy.sh switch.
+
+set -euo pipefail
+
+if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
+  echo "this script must run as root (access to /dev/tpmrm0 + /var/lib/agenix)" >&2
+  exit 1
+fi
+
+host=$(hostname -s)
+id_file=/var/lib/agenix/tpm-identity
+
+install -d -m 0700 -o root -g root /var/lib/agenix
+
+if [[ -f "$id_file" ]]; then
+  echo "existing identity found at $id_file — preserving"
+else
+  echo "generating TPM-sealed age identity..."
+  nix-shell -p age-plugin-tpm --run "age-plugin-tpm --generate -o $id_file"
+  chmod 0400 "$id_file"
+  chown root:root "$id_file"
+fi
+
+# Read the recipient directly from the identity file header — no TPM
+# round-trip needed, no nix run, no set -e hazards.
+recipient=$(grep '^# Recipient:' "$id_file" | awk '{print $3}')
+if [[ -z "$recipient" ]]; then
+  echo "failed to read recipient from $id_file" >&2
+  exit 1
+fi
+
+cat <<EOF
+
+recipient for $host:
+  "$recipient $host"
+
+next steps (run on a workstation with git-crypt unlocked):
+  1. edit secrets/secrets.nix and add the line above to the \`tpm\` list.
+  2. re-encrypt: nix-shell -p age-plugin-tpm rage --run 'agenix -r -i ~/.ssh/id_ed25519'
+  3. git commit + ./deploy.sh switch
+EOF
--- a/secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc
+++ b/secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc
--- a/secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc.age
+++ b/secrets/desktop/nix-cache-netrc.age
--- a/secrets/desktop/password-hash
+++ b/secrets/desktop/password-hash
--- a/secrets/desktop/password-hash.age
+++ b/secrets/desktop/password-hash.age
--- a/secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar
+++ b/secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar
--- a/secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar.age
+++ b/secrets/desktop/secureboot.tar.age
--- a/secrets/desktop/wifi-passwords.nix
+++ b/secrets/desktop/wifi-passwords.nix
--- a/secrets/secrets.nix
+++ b/secrets/secrets.nix
--- a/services/gitea/gitea.nix
+++ b/services/gitea/gitea.nix
@@ -50,14 +50,14 @@
  };

  # Hide repo Actions/workflow details from anonymous visitors. Gitea's own
-  # REQUIRE_SIGNIN_VIEW=expensive mode does not cover /{user}/{repo}/actions,
-  # so we gate the path at Caddy: forward_auth probes Gitea's /api/v1/user
-  # with the incoming request's Cookie/Authorization headers. A logged-in
-  # session answers 200 and the original request falls through to the
-  # reverse_proxy from mkCaddyReverseProxy; a 401 is turned into a redirect
-  # to the login page so the browser shows the login form instead of the
-  # workflow list. Workflow status badges stay public so README links keep
-  # rendering.
+  # REQUIRE_SIGNIN_VIEW=expensive does not cover /{user}/{repo}/actions, and
+  # the API auth chain (routers/api/v1/api.go buildAuthGroup) deliberately
+  # omits `auth_service.Session`, so an /api/v1/user probe would 401 even
+  # for logged-in browser sessions. We gate at Caddy instead: forward_auth
+  # probes a lightweight *web-UI* endpoint that does accept session cookies,
+  # and Gitea's own reqSignIn middleware answers 303 to /user/login for
+  # anonymous callers which we rewrite to preserve the original URL.
+  # Workflow status badges stay public so README links keep rendering.
  services.caddy.virtualHosts.${service_configs.gitea.domain}.extraConfig = ''
    @repoActionsNotBadge {
      path_regexp ^/[^/]+/[^/]+/actions(/.*)?$
@@ -65,9 +65,9 @@
    }
    handle @repoActionsNotBadge {
      forward_auth :${toString service_configs.ports.private.gitea.port} {
-        uri /api/v1/user
+        uri /user/stopwatches

-        @unauthorized status 401
+        @unauthorized status 302 303
        handle_response @unauthorized {
          redir * /user/login?redirect_to={uri} 302
        }
--- a/services/grafana/dashboard.nix
+++ b/services/grafana/dashboard.nix
@@ -687,6 +687,188 @@ let
          overrides = [ ];
        };
      }
+
+      # -- Row 6: Minecraft --
+      {
+        id = 14;
+        type = "stat";
+        title = "Minecraft Players";
+        gridPos = {
+          h = 8;
+          w = 6;
+          x = 0;
+          y = 40;
+        };
+        datasource = promDs;
+        targets = [
+          {
+            datasource = promDs;
+            expr = "sum(minecraft_status_players_online_count) or vector(0)";
+            refId = "A";
+          }
+        ];
+        fieldConfig = {
+          defaults = {
+            thresholds = {
+              mode = "absolute";
+              steps = [
+                {
+                  color = "green";
+                  value = null;
+                }
+                {
+                  color = "yellow";
+                  value = 3;
+                }
+                {
+                  color = "red";
+                  value = 6;
+                }
+              ];
+            };
+          };
+          overrides = [ ];
+        };
+        options = {
+          reduceOptions = {
+            calcs = [ "lastNotNull" ];
+            fields = "";
+            values = false;
+          };
+          colorMode = "value";
+          graphMode = "area";
+        };
+      }
+      {
+        id = 15;
+        type = "stat";
+        title = "Minecraft Server";
+        gridPos = {
+          h = 8;
+          w = 6;
+          x = 6;
+          y = 40;
+        };
+        datasource = promDs;
+        targets = [
+          {
+            datasource = promDs;
+            expr = "max(minecraft_status_healthy) or vector(0)";
+            refId = "A";
+          }
+        ];
+        fieldConfig = {
+          defaults = {
+            mappings = [
+              {
+                type = "value";
+                options = {
+                  "0" = {
+                    text = "Offline";
+                    color = "red";
+                    index = 0;
+                  };
+                  "1" = {
+                    text = "Online";
+                    color = "green";
+                    index = 1;
+                  };
+                };
+              }
+            ];
+            thresholds = {
+              mode = "absolute";
+              steps = [
+                {
+                  color = "red";
+                  value = null;
+                }
+                {
+                  color = "green";
+                  value = 1;
+                }
+              ];
+            };
+          };
+          overrides = [ ];
+        };
+        options = {
+          reduceOptions = {
+            calcs = [ "lastNotNull" ];
+            fields = "";
+            values = false;
+          };
+          colorMode = "value";
+          graphMode = "none";
+        };
+      }
+      {
+        id = 16;
+        type = "timeseries";
+        title = "Minecraft Player Activity";
+        gridPos = {
+          h = 8;
+          w = 12;
+          x = 12;
+          y = 40;
+        };
+        datasource = promDs;
+        targets = [
+          {
+            datasource = promDs;
+            expr = "sum(minecraft_status_players_online_count) or vector(0)";
+            legendFormat = "Online players";
+            refId = "A";
+          }
+          {
+            datasource = promDs;
+            expr = "max(minecraft_status_players_max_count) or vector(0)";
+            legendFormat = "Max players";
+            refId = "B";
+          }
+        ];
+        fieldConfig = {
+          defaults = {
+            unit = "short";
+            min = 0;
+            decimals = 0;
+            color.mode = "palette-classic";
+            custom = {
+              lineWidth = 2;
+              fillOpacity = 15;
+              spanNulls = true;
+            };
+          };
+          overrides = [
+            {
+              matcher = {
+                id = "byFrameRefID";
+                options = "B";
+              };
+              properties = [
+                {
+                  id = "custom.lineStyle";
+                  value = {
+                    fill = "dash";
+                    dash = [
+                      8
+                      4
+                    ];
+                  };
+                }
+                {
+                  id = "custom.fillOpacity";
+                  value = 0;
+                }
+                {
+                  id = "custom.lineWidth";
+                  value = 1;
+                }
+              ];
+            }
+          ];
+        };
+      }
    ];
  };
 in
--- a/services/grafana/exporters.nix
+++ b/services/grafana/exporters.nix
@@ -10,6 +10,9 @@ let
  jellyfinExporterPort = service_configs.ports.private.jellyfin_exporter.port;
  qbitExporterPort = service_configs.ports.private.qbittorrent_exporter.port;
  igpuExporterPort = service_configs.ports.private.igpu_exporter.port;
+  minecraftExporterPort = service_configs.ports.private.minecraft_exporter.port;
+  minecraftServerName = service_configs.minecraft.server_name;
+  minecraftServerPort = service_configs.ports.public.minecraft.port;
 in
 {
  # -- Jellyfin Prometheus Exporter --
@@ -109,4 +112,45 @@ in
      REFRESH_PERIOD_MS = "30000";
    };
  };
+
+  # -- Minecraft Prometheus Exporter --
+  # itzg/mc-monitor queries the local server via SLP on each scrape and exposes
+  # minecraft_status_{healthy,response_time_seconds,players_online_count,players_max_count}.
+  # mc-monitor binds to 0.0.0.0 (no listen-address flag); the firewall keeps
+  # 9567 internal and IPAddressAllow pins the socket to loopback as defense-in-depth.
+  systemd.services.minecraft-exporter =
+    lib.mkIf (config.services.grafana.enable && config.services.minecraft-servers.enable)
+      {
+        description = "Prometheus exporter for Minecraft (mc-monitor SLP)";
+        after = [
+          "network.target"
+          "minecraft-server-${minecraftServerName}.service"
+        ];
+        wantedBy = [ "multi-user.target" ];
+        serviceConfig = {
+          ExecStart = "${lib.getExe pkgs.mc-monitor} export-for-prometheus";
+          Restart = "on-failure";
+          RestartSec = "10s";
+          DynamicUser = true;
+          NoNewPrivileges = true;
+          ProtectSystem = "strict";
+          ProtectHome = true;
+          PrivateTmp = true;
+          MemoryDenyWriteExecute = true;
+          RestrictAddressFamilies = [
+            "AF_INET"
+            "AF_INET6"
+          ];
+          IPAddressAllow = [
+            "127.0.0.0/8"
+            "::1/128"
+          ];
+          IPAddressDeny = "any";
+        };
+        environment = {
+          EXPORT_SERVERS = "127.0.0.1:${toString minecraftServerPort}";
+          EXPORT_PORT = toString minecraftExporterPort;
+          TIMEOUT = "5s";
+        };
+      };
 }
--- a/services/grafana/prometheus.nix
+++ b/services/grafana/prometheus.nix
@@ -95,6 +95,12 @@ in
          { targets = [ "127.0.0.1:${toString service_configs.ports.private.igpu_exporter.port}" ]; }
        ];
      }
+      {
+        job_name = "minecraft";
+        static_configs = [
+          { targets = [ "127.0.0.1:${toString service_configs.ports.private.minecraft_exporter.port}" ]; }
+        ];
+      }
      {
        job_name = "zfs";
        static_configs = [
--- a/services/ssh.nix
+++ b/services/ssh.nix
@@ -27,7 +27,6 @@

  users.users.${username}.openssh.authorizedKeys.keys = [
    site_config.ssh_keys.laptop
-    site_config.ssh_keys.desktop
  ];

  # used for deploying configs to server
--- a/site-config.nix
+++ b/site-config.nix
@@ -57,7 +57,6 @@ rec {
  # hosts/yarn/default.nix. Rotating a key means changing it here, nowhere else.
  ssh_keys = {
    laptop = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIO4jL6gYOunUlUtPvGdML0cpbKSsPNqQ1jit4E7U1RyH";
-    desktop = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIBJjT5QZ3zRDb+V6Em20EYpSEgPW5e/U+06uQGJdraxi";
    ci_deploy = "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIC5ZYN6idL/w/mUIfPOH1i+Q/SQXuzAMQUEuWpipx1Pc ci-deploy@muffin";
  };
 }
--- a/tests/deploy-finalize.nix
+++ b/tests/deploy-finalize.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,196 @@
+# Test for modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix.
+#
+# Covers the decision and scheduling logic with fabricated profile directories,
+# since spawning a second booted NixOS toplevel to diff kernels is too heavy for
+# a runNixOSTest. We rely on the shellcheck pass baked into writeShellApplication
+# to catch syntax regressions in the script itself.
+{
+  lib,
+  pkgs,
+  inputs,
+  ...
+}:
+pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
+  name = "deploy-finalize";
+
+  node.specialArgs = {
+    inherit inputs lib;
+    username = "testuser";
+  };
+
+  nodes.machine =
+    { ... }:
+    {
+      imports = [
+        ../modules/server-deploy-finalize.nix
+      ];
+
+      services.deployFinalize = {
+        enable = true;
+        # Shorter default in the test to make expected-substring assertions
+        # stable and reinforce that the option is wired through.
+        delay = 15;
+      };
+    };
+
+  testScript = ''
+    start_all()
+    machine.wait_for_unit("multi-user.target")
+
+    # Test fixtures: fabricated profile trees whose kernel/initrd/kernel-modules
+    # symlinks are under test control. `readlink -e` requires the targets to
+    # exist, so we point at real files in /tmp rather than non-existent paths.
+    machine.succeed(
+        "mkdir -p /tmp/profile-same /tmp/profile-changed-kernel "
+        "/tmp/profile-changed-initrd /tmp/profile-changed-modules "
+        "/tmp/profile-missing /tmp/fake-targets"
+    )
+    machine.succeed(
+        "touch /tmp/fake-targets/alt-kernel /tmp/fake-targets/alt-initrd "
+        "/tmp/fake-targets/alt-modules"
+    )
+
+    booted_kernel  = machine.succeed("readlink -e /run/booted-system/kernel").strip()
+    booted_initrd  = machine.succeed("readlink -e /run/booted-system/initrd").strip()
+    booted_modules = machine.succeed("readlink -e /run/booted-system/kernel-modules").strip()
+
+    def link_profile(path, kernel, initrd, modules):
+        machine.succeed(f"ln -sf {kernel} {path}/kernel")
+        machine.succeed(f"ln -sf {initrd} {path}/initrd")
+        machine.succeed(f"ln -sf {modules} {path}/kernel-modules")
+
+    # profile-same: matches booted exactly → should choose `switch`.
+    link_profile("/tmp/profile-same", booted_kernel, booted_initrd, booted_modules)
+    machine.succeed("mkdir -p /tmp/profile-same/bin")
+    machine.succeed(
+        "ln -sf /run/current-system/bin/switch-to-configuration "
+        "/tmp/profile-same/bin/switch-to-configuration"
+    )
+
+    # profile-changed-kernel: kernel differs only → should choose `reboot`.
+    link_profile(
+        "/tmp/profile-changed-kernel",
+        "/tmp/fake-targets/alt-kernel",
+        booted_initrd,
+        booted_modules,
+    )
+
+    # profile-changed-initrd: initrd differs only → should choose `reboot`.
+    link_profile(
+        "/tmp/profile-changed-initrd",
+        booted_kernel,
+        "/tmp/fake-targets/alt-initrd",
+        booted_modules,
+    )
+
+    # profile-changed-modules: kernel-modules differs only → should choose `reboot`.
+    # Catches the obelisk PR / nixpkgs auto-upgrade case where modules rebuild
+    # against the same kernel but ABI-incompatible.
+    link_profile(
+        "/tmp/profile-changed-modules",
+        booted_kernel,
+        booted_initrd,
+        "/tmp/fake-targets/alt-modules",
+    )
+
+    # profile-missing: no kernel/initrd/kernel-modules → should fail closed.
+
+    with subtest("dry-run against identical profile selects switch"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-same 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "action=switch" in out, out
+        assert "services only" in out, out
+        assert "dry-run — not scheduling" in out, out
+        assert "would run: /tmp/profile-same/bin/switch-to-configuration switch" in out, out
+        assert "would schedule: systemd-run" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("dry-run against changed-kernel profile selects reboot"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-changed-kernel 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "action=reboot" in out, out
+        assert "reason=kernel changed" in out, out
+        assert "systemctl reboot" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("dry-run against changed-initrd profile selects reboot"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-changed-initrd 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "action=reboot" in out, out
+        assert "reason=initrd changed" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("dry-run against changed-modules profile selects reboot"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-changed-modules 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "action=reboot" in out, out
+        assert "reason=kernel-modules changed" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("dry-run against empty profile fails closed with rc=1"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-missing 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 1, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "missing kernel, initrd, or kernel-modules" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("--delay override is reflected in output"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --delay 7 --profile /tmp/profile-same 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "delay=7s" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("configured default delay from module option is used"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --dry-run --profile /tmp/profile-same 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        # module option delay=15 in nodes.machine above.
+        assert "delay=15s" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("unknown option rejected with rc=2"):
+        rc, out = machine.execute("deploy-finalize --bogus 2>&1")
+        assert rc == 2, f"rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        assert "unknown option --bogus" in out, out
+
+    with subtest("non-dry run arms a transient systemd timer"):
+        # Long delay so the timer doesn't fire during the test. We stop it
+        # explicitly afterwards.
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --delay 3600 --profile /tmp/profile-same 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"scheduling rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        # Confirm exactly one transient timer is active.
+        timers = machine.succeed(
+            "systemctl list-units --type=timer --no-legend 'deploy-finalize-*.timer' "
+            "--state=waiting | awk 'NF{print $1}'"
+        ).strip().splitlines()
+        assert len(timers) == 1, f"expected exactly one pending timer, got {timers}"
+        assert timers[0].startswith("deploy-finalize-"), timers
+
+    with subtest("back-to-back scheduling cancels the previous timer"):
+        # The previous subtest left one timer armed. Schedule again; the old
+        # one should be stopped before the new unit name is created.
+        machine.succeed("sleep 1")  # ensure a distinct unit-name timestamp
+        rc, out = machine.execute(
+            "deploy-finalize --delay 3600 --profile /tmp/profile-same 2>&1"
+        )
+        assert rc == 0, f"second-schedule rc={rc}\n{out}"
+        timers = machine.succeed(
+            "systemctl list-units --type=timer --no-legend 'deploy-finalize-*.timer' "
+            "--state=waiting | awk 'NF{print $1}'"
+        ).strip().splitlines()
+        assert len(timers) == 1, f"expected only the new timer, got {timers}"
+
+        # Clean up so the test's shutdown path is quiet.
+        machine.succeed(
+            "systemctl stop 'deploy-finalize-*.timer' 'deploy-finalize-*.service' "
+            "2>/dev/null || true"
+        )
+  '';
+}
--- a/tests/gitea-hide-actions.nix
+++ b/tests/gitea-hide-actions.nix
@@ -67,9 +67,14 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
        # `service_configs.gitea.domain` string, which here is the full URL
        # `http://server`. Override to valid bare values so Gitea doesn't
        # get a malformed ROOT_URL like `https://http://server`.
-        services.gitea.settings.server = {
-          DOMAIN = lib.mkForce "server";
-          ROOT_URL = lib.mkForce "http://server/";
+        services.gitea.settings = {
+          server = {
+            DOMAIN = lib.mkForce "server";
+            ROOT_URL = lib.mkForce "http://server/";
+          };
+          # Tests talk HTTP, so drop the Secure flag — otherwise curl's cookie
+          # jar holds the session cookie but never sends it back.
+          session.COOKIE_SECURE = lib.mkForce false;
        };
        services.caddy = {
          enable = true;
@@ -103,6 +108,8 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
  };

  testScript = ''
+    import re
+
    start_all()
    server.wait_for_unit("postgresql.service")
    server.wait_for_unit("gitea.service")
@@ -110,7 +117,6 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
    server.wait_for_open_port(3000)
    server.wait_for_open_port(80)

-    # Admin user — used to exercise the authenticated path via Basic Auth.
    server.succeed(
        "su -l gitea -s /bin/sh -c '${pkgs.gitea}/bin/gitea admin user create "
        "--username testuser --password testpassword "
@@ -118,13 +124,44 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
        "--work-path /var/lib/gitea'"
    )

-    def curl(args):
+    def curl(args, cookies=None):
+        cookie_args = f"-b {cookies} " if cookies else ""
        cmd = (
            "curl -4 -s -o /dev/null "
-            "-w '%{http_code}|%{redirect_url}' " + args
+            f"-w '%{{http_code}}|%{{redirect_url}}' {cookie_args}{args}"
        )
        return client.succeed(cmd).strip()

+    def login():
+        # Gitea's POST /user/login requires a _csrf token and expects the
+        # matching session cookie already set. Fetch the login form first
+        # to harvest both, then submit credentials with the same cookie jar.
+        client.succeed("rm -f /tmp/cookies.txt")
+        html = client.succeed(
+            "curl -4 -s -c /tmp/cookies.txt http://server/user/login"
+        )
+        match = re.search(r'name="_csrf"\s+value="([^"]+)"', html)
+        assert match, f"CSRF token not found in login form: {html[:500]!r}"
+        csrf = match.group(1)
+        # -L so we follow the post-login redirect; the session cookie is
+        # rewritten by Gitea on successful login to carry uid.
+        client.succeed(
+            "curl -4 -s -L -o /dev/null "
+            "-b /tmp/cookies.txt -c /tmp/cookies.txt "
+            f"--data-urlencode '_csrf={csrf}' "
+            "--data-urlencode 'user_name=testuser' "
+            "--data-urlencode 'password=testpassword' "
+            "http://server/user/login"
+        )
+        # Sanity-check the session by hitting the gated probe directly —
+        # the post-login cookie jar MUST drive /user/stopwatches to 200.
+        probe = client.succeed(
+            "curl -4 -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' "
+            "-b /tmp/cookies.txt http://server/user/stopwatches"
+        ).strip()
+        assert probe == "200", f"session auth probe expected 200, got {probe!r}"
+        return "/tmp/cookies.txt"
+
    with subtest("Anonymous /{user}/{repo}/actions redirects to login"):
        result = curl("http://server/foo/bar/actions")
        code, _, redir = result.partition("|")
@@ -132,6 +169,9 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
        assert code == "302", f"expected 302, got {code!r} (full: {result!r})"
        assert "/user/login" in redir, f"expected login redirect, got {redir!r}"
        assert "redirect_to=" in redir, f"expected redirect_to param, got {redir!r}"
+        assert "/foo/bar/actions" in redir, (
+            f"expected original URL preserved in redirect_to, got {redir!r}"
+        )

    with subtest("Anonymous deep /actions paths also redirect"):
        for path in ["/foo/bar/actions/", "/foo/bar/actions/runs/1", "/foo/bar/actions/workflows/build.yaml"]:
@@ -142,8 +182,6 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
            assert "/user/login" in redir, f"{path}: expected login redirect, got {redir!r}"

    with subtest("Anonymous workflow badge stays public"):
-        # Repo doesn't exist → Gitea answers 404, but Caddy does NOT intercept
-        # with a login redirect so README badges keep rendering.
        result = curl("http://server/foo/bar/actions/workflows/ci.yaml/badge.svg")
        code, _, redir = result.partition("|")
        print(f"anon badge -> {result!r}")
@@ -151,17 +189,18 @@ pkgs.testers.runNixOSTest {
            f"badge path should not redirect to login, got {result!r}"
        )

-    with subtest("Authenticated /{user}/{repo}/actions does not redirect to login"):
+    cookies = login()
+
+    with subtest("Session-authenticated /{user}/{repo}/actions reaches Gitea"):
        result = curl(
-            "-u testuser:testpassword "
-            "http://server/testuser/nonexistent/actions"
+            "http://server/testuser/nonexistent/actions", cookies=cookies
        )
        code, _, redir = result.partition("|")
        print(f"auth /testuser/nonexistent/actions -> {result!r}")
-        # Gitea will 404 the missing repo — the key assertion is that the
-        # Caddy gate let the request through instead of redirecting to login.
+        # Gitea returns 404 for the missing repo — the key assertion is that
+        # Caddy's gate forwarded the request instead of redirecting to login.
        assert not (code == "302" and "/user/login" in redir), (
-            f"authenticated actions request was intercepted by login gate: {result!r}"
+            f"session-authed actions request was intercepted by login gate: {result!r}"
        )

    with subtest("Anonymous /explore/repos is served without gating"):
--- a/tests/tests.nix
+++ b/tests/tests.nix
@@ -13,6 +13,7 @@ in
  minecraftTest = handleTest ./minecraft.nix;
  jellyfinQbittorrentMonitorTest = handleTest ./jellyfin-qbittorrent-monitor.nix;
  deployGuardTest = handleTest ./deploy-guard.nix;
+  deployFinalizeTest = handleTest ./deploy-finalize.nix;
  filePermsTest = handleTest ./file-perms.nix;

  # fail2ban tests
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Simon Gardling	5ccd84c77e	yarn: fix steamos-update exit code — 7 means no update, not 0 Some checks failed Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 1m48s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 4m39s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Failing after 31s Details Steam interprets exit 0 from 'steamos-update check' as 'update applied successfully' and shows a persistent 'update available' notification. The SteamOS convention is exit 7 = no update available.	2026-04-23 20:47:33 -04:00
Simon Gardling	7721c9d3a2	ssh: remove desktop key Some checks failed Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 1m58s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 47s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Failing after 30s Details	2026-04-23 20:23:37 -04:00
Simon Gardling	b41a547589	yarn: persist root fish history Some checks failed Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 46s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 51s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Failing after 28s Details	2026-04-23 20:17:02 -04:00
Simon Gardling	d122842995	secrets: update yarn TPM recipient after tmpfs wipe Some checks failed Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 2m8s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 48s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Failing after 29s Details	2026-04-23 19:56:54 -04:00
Simon Gardling	d65d991118	secrets: add mreow + yarn TPM recipients, re-encrypt desktop secrets Some checks failed Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 2m56s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 1m49s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Failing after 31s Details	2026-04-23 19:45:57 -04:00
Simon Gardling	06ccc337c1	secrets: proper agenix for desktop hosts via TPM identity - modules/desktop-age-secrets.nix: agenix + rage wrapped with age-plugin-tpm, TPM identity primary, admin SSH key fallback for recovery/pre-bootstrap - modules/desktop-lanzaboote-agenix.nix: extract secureboot.tar at activation - modules/desktop-networkmanager.nix: revert to simple import of git-crypt file - modules/server-age-secrets.nix: renamed from age-secrets.nix - modules/desktop-common.nix: wire netrc + password-hash to agenix paths - hosts/yarn/impermanence.nix: persist /var/lib/agenix across tmpfs wipes - secrets/secrets.nix: recipient declarations (admin + tpm + muffin USB) - secrets/desktop/*.age: secureboot.tar, nix-cache-netrc, password-hash - scripts/bootstrap-desktop-tpm.sh: generate TPM identity + print recipient	2026-04-23 19:24:34 -04:00
Simon Gardling	a3f7a19cc2	update All checks were successful Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 3m39s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 1m3s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Successful in 2m26s Details	2026-04-23 14:23:17 -04:00
Simon Gardling	e019f2d4fb	secrets overhaul: use tpm for laptop (need to migrate desktop later)	2026-04-23 14:22:37 -04:00
Simon Gardling	22282691e7	grafana: add minecraft server stats	2026-04-23 01:17:10 -04:00
Simon Gardling	bc3652c782	kernel: cleanup + add back intel gpu (for future server unification) All checks were successful Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 1h25m37s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 1m3s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Successful in 1m6s Details	2026-04-23 00:23:21 -04:00
Simon Gardling	0a8b863e4b	gitea: fix actions visibility All checks were successful Build and Deploy / mreow (push) Successful in 2m39s Details Build and Deploy / yarn (push) Successful in 1m48s Details Build and Deploy / muffin (push) Successful in 1m14s Details	2026-04-22 23:02:53 -04:00
Simon Gardling	0901f5edf0	deploy: potentially fix self-deploy issue?	2026-04-22 23:02:38 -04:00